your thong is hanging out like whoa
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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