Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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