i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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