Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
