This girl is more easily done than said...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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