she looked like the bat from fern gully.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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