**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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