On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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