why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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