so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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