so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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