Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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