I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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