Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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