Dual....:-)
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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