just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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