YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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