it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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