and i looked up. we had an audience...
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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