Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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