check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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