i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
All the doctor said was why
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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