So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The adults are the big ones right?
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