I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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