have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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