you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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