She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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