I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i just google imaged poop.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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