lets start a swedish sibling band together
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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