My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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