He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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