Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
