dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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