guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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