He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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