how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize