I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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