Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
me + whiskey = a bad person
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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