Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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