no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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