1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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