So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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