she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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