I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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