yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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