my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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