Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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