I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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