I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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