I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Help. Why am I so naked?
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