The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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