we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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