i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
